Aliens

Everyone stared as I walked in late to my first class of the day. I was soaked and cold because it had started to rain on my walk to the school. I should have expected as much though. It is England after all.
I took a seat in the back as usual and unzipped my back pack. Good, nothing got too wet. I pulled out my notebook and set it on the table. I used my shirt to wipe off my glasses so I could actually see.
I heard some people up front snicker and when I looked up the teacher was glaring at me.
"Why so late Mr. Hurst?" He asked with a thick English tone.
"I walk to school, remember?"
"Yes, but normally your not this late."
I sighed. "Well Rodger it also started raining... if you can't tell, and on top of that I was abducted by aliens for a few years, but when they brought me back it had only been a few minutes in our time. Just enough time to make me late too."
A few people laughed and some shook their head, but he look on his face was priceless.
After all, you can't really send a Schizophrenic person to the principle.